diff --git a/source/games/duke/src/zz_player.cpp b/source/games/duke/src/zz_player.cpp
index 5a282d048..42ae56f60 100644
--- a/source/games/duke/src/zz_player.cpp
+++ b/source/games/duke/src/zz_player.cpp
@@ -2702,398 +2702,6 @@ static void P_Thrust(DukePlayer_t *const pPlayer, int shift)
     pPlayer->vel.y += sintable[fix16_to_int(pPlayer->q16ang)&2047] << shift;
 }
 
-static int32_t P_DoCounters(int playerNum)
-{
-    DukePlayer_t *const pPlayer = g_player[playerNum].ps;
-
-    if (RRRA)
-    {
-        if (WindTime > 0)
-            WindTime--;
-        else if ((krand2() & 127) == 8)
-        {
-            WindTime = 120+((krand2()&63)<<2);
-            WindDir = krand2()&2047;
-        }
-
-        if (g_bellTime > 0)
-        {
-            g_bellTime--;
-            if (g_bellTime == 0)
-                sprite[g_bellSprite].picnum++;
-        }
-
-        if (playerNum == 0 && chickenphase > 0)
-            chickenphase--;
-
-        if (pPlayer->sea_sick)
-        {
-            pPlayer->sea_sick--;
-            if (pPlayer->sea_sick)
-                pPlayer->sea_sick_stat = 0;
-        }
-
-    }
-
-    if (RR)
-    {
-        if (pPlayer->yehaa_timer)
-            pPlayer->yehaa_timer--;
-
-        if (pPlayer->detonate_count > 0)
-        {
-            pPlayer->detonate_count++;
-            pPlayer->detonate_time--;
-        }
-
-        if (--pPlayer->drink_timer <= 0)
-        {
-            pPlayer->drink_timer = 1024;
-            if (pPlayer->drink_amt)
-                pPlayer->drink_amt--;
-        }
-
-        if (--pPlayer->eat_timer <= 0)
-        {
-            pPlayer->eat_timer = 1024;
-            if (pPlayer->eat)
-                pPlayer->eat--;
-        }
-
-        if (pPlayer->drink_amt == 100)
-        {
-            if (!A_CheckSoundPlaying(pPlayer->i, 420))
-                A_PlaySound(420, pPlayer->i);
-            pPlayer->drink_amt -= 9;
-            pPlayer->eat >>= 1;
-        }
-        pPlayer->eatang = (1647 + pPlayer->eat * 8) & 2047;
-
-        if (pPlayer->eat >= 100)
-            pPlayer->eat = 100;
-
-        if (pPlayer->eat >= 31 && krand2() < pPlayer->eat)
-        {
-            switch (krand2()&3)
-            {
-                case 0:
-                    A_PlaySound(404, pPlayer->i);
-                    break;
-                case 1:
-                    A_PlaySound(422, pPlayer->i);
-                    break;
-                case 2:
-                    A_PlaySound(423, pPlayer->i);
-                    break;
-                case 3:
-                    A_PlaySound(424, pPlayer->i);
-                    break;
-            }
-            if (!g_netServer && numplayers < 2)
-            {
-                pPlayer->noise_radius = 16384;
-                madenoise(playerNum);
-                P_Thrust(pPlayer, 4);
-            }
-            pPlayer->eat -= 4;
-            if (pPlayer->eat < 0)
-                pPlayer->eat = 0;
-        }
-    }
-
-    if (pPlayer->invdisptime > 0)
-        pPlayer->invdisptime--;
-
-    if (pPlayer->tipincs > 0)
-        pPlayer->tipincs--;
-
-    if (pPlayer->last_pissed_time > 0)
-    {
-        if (RR)
-        {
-            --pPlayer->last_pissed_time;
-            
-            if (pPlayer->drink_amt > 66 && (pPlayer->last_pissed_time % GAMETICSPERSEC) == 0)
-                pPlayer->drink_amt--;
-
-            if (!adult_lockout)
-            {
-                switch (pPlayer->last_pissed_time)
-                {
-                    case 5662:
-                        A_PlaySound(434, pPlayer->i);
-                        break;
-                    case 5567:
-                        A_PlaySound(434, pPlayer->i);
-                        break;
-                    case 5472:
-                        A_PlaySound(433, pPlayer->i);
-                        break;
-                    case 5072:
-                        A_PlaySound(435, pPlayer->i);
-                        break;
-                    case 5014:
-                        A_PlaySound(434, pPlayer->i);
-                        break;
-                    case 4919:
-                        A_PlaySound(433, pPlayer->i);
-                        break;
-                }
-            }
-            if (pPlayer->last_pissed_time == 5668)
-            {
-                pPlayer->holster_weapon = 0;
-                pPlayer->weapon_pos     = WEAPON_POS_RAISE;
-            }
-        }
-        else
-            switch (--pPlayer->last_pissed_time)
-            {
-                case GAMETICSPERSEC * 219:
-                {
-                    A_PlaySound(FLUSH_TOILET, pPlayer->i);
-                    if (playerNum == screenpeek || GTFLAGS(GAMETYPE_COOPSOUND))
-                        A_PlaySound(DUKE_PISSRELIEF, pPlayer->i);
-                }
-                break;
-                case GAMETICSPERSEC * 218:
-                {
-                    pPlayer->holster_weapon = 0;
-                    pPlayer->weapon_pos     = WEAPON_POS_RAISE;
-                }
-                break;
-            }
-    }
-
-    if (pPlayer->crack_time > 0)
-    {
-        if (--pPlayer->crack_time == 0)
-        {
-            pPlayer->knuckle_incs = 1;
-            pPlayer->crack_time   = 777;
-        }
-    }
-
-    if (pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_STEROIDS] > 0 && pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_STEROIDS] < 400)
-    {
-        if (--pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_STEROIDS] == 0)
-        {
-            P_SelectNextInvItem(pPlayer);
-            if (RR)
-            {
-                pPlayer->eat = pPlayer->drink_amt = 0;
-                pPlayer->eatang = pPlayer->drunkang = 1647;
-            }
-        }
-
-        if (!(pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_STEROIDS] & (RR ? 14 : 7)))
-            if (playerNum == screenpeek || GTFLAGS(GAMETYPE_COOPSOUND))
-                A_PlaySound(RR ? DUKE_TAKEPILLS : DUKE_HARTBEAT, pPlayer->i);
-    }
-
-    if (!RR)
-    {
-        if (pPlayer->heat_on && pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_HEATS] > 0)
-        {
-            if (--pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_HEATS] == 0)
-            {
-                pPlayer->heat_on = 0;
-                P_SelectNextInvItem(pPlayer);
-                A_PlaySound(NITEVISION_ONOFF, pPlayer->i);
-                P_UpdateScreenPal(pPlayer);
-            }
-        }
-
-        if (pPlayer->holoduke_on >= 0)
-        {
-            if (--pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_HOLODUKE] <= 0)
-            {
-                A_PlaySound(TELEPORTER, pPlayer->i);
-                pPlayer->holoduke_on = -1;
-                P_SelectNextInvItem(pPlayer);
-            }
-        }
-
-        if (pPlayer->jetpack_on && pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_JETPACK] > 0)
-        {
-            if (--pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_JETPACK] <= 0)
-            {
-                pPlayer->jetpack_on = 0;
-                P_SelectNextInvItem(pPlayer);
-                A_PlaySound(DUKE_JETPACK_OFF, pPlayer->i);
-                S_StopEnvSound(DUKE_JETPACK_IDLE, pPlayer->i);
-                S_StopEnvSound(DUKE_JETPACK_ON, pPlayer->i);
-            }
-        }
-
-        if (pPlayer->quick_kick > 0 && sprite[pPlayer->i].pal != 1)
-        {
-            pPlayer->last_quick_kick = pPlayer->quick_kick + 1;
-
-            if (--pPlayer->quick_kick == 8)
-                fi.shoot(pPlayer->i, TILE_KNEE);
-        }
-        else if (pPlayer->last_quick_kick > 0)
-            --pPlayer->last_quick_kick;
-    }
-
-    if (pPlayer->access_incs && sprite[pPlayer->i].pal != 1)
-    {
-        ++pPlayer->access_incs;
-
-        if (sprite[pPlayer->i].extra <= 0)
-            pPlayer->access_incs = 12;
-
-        if (pPlayer->access_incs == 12)
-        {
-            if (pPlayer->access_spritenum >= 0)
-            {
-                fi.checkhitswitch(playerNum, pPlayer->access_spritenum, 1);
-                switch (sprite[pPlayer->access_spritenum].pal)
-                {
-                    case 0:  RR ? pPlayer->keys[1] = 1 : pPlayer->got_access &= (0xffff - 0x1); break;
-                    case 21: RR ? pPlayer->keys[2] = 1 : pPlayer->got_access &= (0xffff - 0x2); break;
-                    case 23: RR ? pPlayer->keys[3] = 1 : pPlayer->got_access &= (0xffff - 0x4); break;
-                }
-                pPlayer->access_spritenum = -1;
-            }
-            else
-            {
-                fi.checkhitswitch(playerNum,pPlayer->access_wallnum,0);
-                switch (wall[pPlayer->access_wallnum].pal)
-                {
-                    case 0:  RR ? pPlayer->keys[1] = 1 : pPlayer->got_access &= (0xffff - 0x1); break;
-                    case 21: RR ? pPlayer->keys[2] = 1 : pPlayer->got_access &= (0xffff - 0x2); break;
-                    case 23: RR ? pPlayer->keys[3] = 1 : pPlayer->got_access &= (0xffff - 0x4); break;
-                }
-            }
-        }
-
-        if (pPlayer->access_incs > 20)
-        {
-            pPlayer->access_incs  = 0;
-            pPlayer->weapon_pos   = WEAPON_POS_RAISE;
-            pPlayer->kickback_pic = 0;
-        }
-    }
-
-    if (pPlayer->cursectnum >= 0 && pPlayer->scuba_on == 0 && sector[pPlayer->cursectnum].lotag == ST_2_UNDERWATER)
-    {
-        if (pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_SCUBA] > 0)
-        {
-            pPlayer->scuba_on   = 1;
-            pPlayer->inven_icon = ICON_SCUBA;
-            P_DoQuote(QUOTE_SCUBA_ON, pPlayer);
-        }
-        else
-        {
-            if (pPlayer->airleft > 0)
-                --pPlayer->airleft;
-            else
-            {
-                pPlayer->extra_extra8 += 32;
-                if (pPlayer->last_extra < (max_player_health >> 1) && (pPlayer->last_extra & 3) == 0)
-                    A_PlaySound(DUKE_LONGTERM_PAIN, pPlayer->i);
-            }
-        }
-    }
-    else if (pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_SCUBA] > 0 && pPlayer->scuba_on)
-    {
-        pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_SCUBA]--;
-        if (pPlayer->inv_amount[GET_SCUBA] == 0)
-        {
-            pPlayer->scuba_on = 0;
-            P_SelectNextInvItem(pPlayer);
-        }
-    }
-
-    if (pPlayer->knuckle_incs)
-    {
-        if (++pPlayer->knuckle_incs == 10)
-        {
-            if (RR && !wupass)
-            {
-                int soundId = 391;
-                wupass = 1;
-                if (!g_lastLevel) switch (ud.volume_number)
-                {
-                    case 0:
-                        switch (ud.level_number)
-                        {
-                            case 0:
-                                soundId = RRRA ? 63 : 391;
-                                break;
-                            case 1:
-                                soundId = 64;
-                                break;
-                            case 2:
-                                soundId = 77;
-                                break;
-                            case 3:
-                                soundId = 80;
-                                break;
-                            case 4:
-                                soundId = 102;
-                                break;
-                            case 5:
-                                soundId = 103;
-                                break;
-                            case 6:
-                                soundId = 104;
-                                break;
-                        }
-                        break;
-                    case 1:
-                        switch (ud.level_number)
-                        {
-                            case 0:
-                                soundId = 105;
-                                break;
-                            case 1:
-                                soundId = 176;
-                                break;
-                            case 2:
-                                soundId = 177;
-                                break;
-                            case 3:
-                                soundId = 198;
-                                break;
-                            case 4:
-                                soundId = 230;
-                                break;
-                            case 5:
-                                soundId = 255;
-                                break;
-                            case 6:
-                                soundId = 283;
-                                break;
-                        }
-                        break;
-                }
-                A_PlaySound(soundId, pPlayer->i);
-            }
-            else if (!WW2GI)
-            {
-                if (totalclock > 1024)
-                    if (playerNum == screenpeek || GTFLAGS(GAMETYPE_COOPSOUND))
-                    {
-                        if (rand()&1)
-                            A_PlaySound(DUKE_CRACK,pPlayer->i);
-                        else A_PlaySound(DUKE_CRACK2,pPlayer->i);
-                    }
-
-                A_PlaySound(DUKE_CRACK_FIRST, pPlayer->i);
-            }
-        }
-        else if (pPlayer->knuckle_incs == 22 || TEST_SYNC_KEY(g_player[playerNum].input->bits, SK_FIRE))
-            pPlayer->knuckle_incs=0;
-
-        return 1;
-    }
-
-    return 0;
-}
-
 int16_t WeaponPickupSprites[MAX_WEAPONS] = { KNEE__STATIC, FIRSTGUNSPRITE__STATIC, SHOTGUNSPRITE__STATIC,
         CHAINGUNSPRITE__STATIC, RPGSPRITE__STATIC, HEAVYHBOMB__STATIC, SHRINKERSPRITE__STATIC, DEVISTATORSPRITE__STATIC,
         TRIPBOMBSPRITE__STATIC, FREEZESPRITE__STATIC, HEAVYHBOMB__STATIC, SHRINKERSPRITE__STATIC