diff --git a/src/CMakeLists.txt b/src/CMakeLists.txt
index 215e88b52..bca0e9371 100644
--- a/src/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/src/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -1147,7 +1147,6 @@ set (PCH_SOURCES
 	wi_stuff.cpp
 	zstrformat.cpp
 	g_hexen/a_hexenmisc.cpp
-	g_raven/a_artitele.cpp
 	g_raven/a_minotaur.cpp
 	g_strife/a_strifestuff.cpp
 	g_strife/strife_sbar.cpp
diff --git a/src/g_game.cpp b/src/g_game.cpp
index 810a29da1..9af9b4532 100644
--- a/src/g_game.cpp
+++ b/src/g_game.cpp
@@ -1536,6 +1536,23 @@ static FPlayerStart *SelectRandomDeathmatchSpot (int playernum, unsigned int sel
 	return &deathmatchstarts[i];
 }
 
+DEFINE_ACTION_FUNCTION(DObject, G_PickDeathmatchStart)
+{
+	PARAM_PROLOGUE;
+	unsigned int selections = deathmatchstarts.Size();
+	unsigned int i = pr_dmspawn() % selections;
+	if (numret > 1)
+	{
+		ret[1].SetInt(deathmatchstarts[i].angle);
+		numret = 2;
+	}
+	if (numret > 0)
+	{
+		ret[0].SetVector(deathmatchstarts[i].pos);
+	}
+	return numret;
+}
+
 void G_DeathMatchSpawnPlayer (int playernum)
 {
 	unsigned int selections;
@@ -1577,6 +1594,7 @@ void G_DeathMatchSpawnPlayer (int playernum)
 	if (mo != NULL) P_PlayerStartStomp(mo);
 }
 
+
 //
 // G_PickPlayerStart
 //
@@ -1614,6 +1632,24 @@ FPlayerStart *G_PickPlayerStart(int playernum, int flags)
 	return &playerstarts[playernum];
 }
 
+DEFINE_ACTION_FUNCTION(DObject, G_PickPlayerStart)
+{
+	PARAM_PROLOGUE;
+	PARAM_INT(playernum);
+	PARAM_INT_DEF(flags);
+	auto ps = G_PickPlayerStart(playernum, flags);
+	if (numret > 1)
+	{
+		ret[1].SetInt(ps? ps->angle : 0);
+		numret = 2;
+	}
+	if (numret > 0)
+	{
+		ret[0].SetVector(ps ? ps->pos : DVector3(0, 0, 0));
+	}
+	return numret;
+}
+
 //
 // G_QueueBody
 //
diff --git a/src/g_raven/a_artitele.cpp b/src/g_raven/a_artitele.cpp
deleted file mode 100644
index 76c0bc402..000000000
--- a/src/g_raven/a_artitele.cpp
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,63 +0,0 @@
-#include "info.h"
-#include "a_pickups.h"
-#include "a_artifacts.h"
-#include "gstrings.h"
-#include "p_local.h"
-#include "p_spec.h"
-#include "gi.h"
-#include "s_sound.h"
-#include "m_random.h"
-#include "doomstat.h"
-#include "g_game.h"
-#include "d_player.h"
-#include "a_morph.h"
-
-static FRandom pr_tele ("TeleportSelf");
-
-// Teleport (self) ----------------------------------------------------------
-
-class AArtiTeleport : public AInventory
-{
-	DECLARE_CLASS (AArtiTeleport, AInventory)
-public:
-	bool Use (bool pickup);
-};
-
-IMPLEMENT_CLASS(AArtiTeleport, false, false)
-
-bool AArtiTeleport::Use (bool pickup)
-{
-	DVector3 dest;
-	int destAngle;
-
-	if (deathmatch)
-	{
-		unsigned int selections = deathmatchstarts.Size ();
-		unsigned int i = pr_tele() % selections;
-		dest = deathmatchstarts[i].pos;
-		destAngle = deathmatchstarts[i].angle;
-	}
-	else
-	{
-		FPlayerStart *start = G_PickPlayerStart(int(Owner->player - players));
-		dest = start->pos;
-		destAngle = start->angle;
-	}
-	dest.Z = ONFLOORZ;
-	P_Teleport (Owner, dest, (double)destAngle, TELF_SOURCEFOG | TELF_DESTFOG);
-	bool canlaugh = true;
- 	if (Owner->player->morphTics && (Owner->player->MorphStyle & MORPH_UNDOBYCHAOSDEVICE))
- 	{ // Teleporting away will undo any morph effects (pig)
-		if (!P_UndoPlayerMorph (Owner->player, Owner->player, MORPH_UNDOBYCHAOSDEVICE)
-			&& (Owner->player->MorphStyle & MORPH_FAILNOLAUGH))
-		{
-			canlaugh = false;
-		}
- 	}
-	if (canlaugh)
- 	{ // Full volume laugh
- 		S_Sound (Owner, CHAN_VOICE, "*evillaugh", 1, ATTN_NONE);
- 	}
-	return true;
-}
-
diff --git a/src/p_teleport.cpp b/src/p_teleport.cpp
index 14055202a..e9752ee53 100644
--- a/src/p_teleport.cpp
+++ b/src/p_teleport.cpp
@@ -238,6 +238,17 @@ bool P_Teleport (AActor *thing, DVector3 pos, DAngle angle, int flags)
 	return true;
 }
 
+DEFINE_ACTION_FUNCTION(AActor, Teleport)
+{
+	PARAM_SELF_PROLOGUE(AActor);
+	PARAM_FLOAT(x);
+	PARAM_FLOAT(y);
+	PARAM_FLOAT(z);
+	PARAM_ANGLE(an);
+	PARAM_INT(flags);
+	ACTION_RETURN_BOOL(P_Teleport(self, DVector3(x, y, z), an, flags));
+}
+
 static AActor *SelectTeleDest (int tid, int tag, bool norandom)
 {
 	AActor *searcher;
diff --git a/wadsrc/static/zscript/actor.txt b/wadsrc/static/zscript/actor.txt
index 1b13d05ff..45b44f767 100644
--- a/wadsrc/static/zscript/actor.txt
+++ b/wadsrc/static/zscript/actor.txt
@@ -306,6 +306,7 @@ class Actor : Thinker native
 	native Actor OldSpawnMissile(Actor dest, class<Actor> type, Actor owner = null);
 	native Actor SpawnPuff(class<Actor> pufftype, vector3 pos, double hitdir, double particledir, int updown, int flags = 0, Actor vict = null);
 	
+	native bool Teleport(Vector3 pos, double angle, int flags);
 	native void TraceBleed(int damage, Actor missile);
 	native bool CheckMeleeRange();
 	native int DamageMobj(Actor inflictor, Actor source, int damage, Name mod, int flags = 0, double angle = 0);
@@ -318,7 +319,7 @@ class Actor : Thinker native
 	native void NewChaseDir();
 	native bool CheckMissileRange();
 	native bool SetState(state st, bool nofunction = false);
-	native state FindState(statelabel st, bool exact = false);	// do we need exact later?
+	native state FindState(statelabel st, bool exact = false);
 	bool SetStateLabel(statelabel st, bool nofunction = false) { return SetState(FindState(st), nofunction); }
 	native action state ResolveState(statelabel st);	// this one, unlike FindState, is context aware.
 	native void LinkToWorld();
diff --git a/wadsrc/static/zscript/base.txt b/wadsrc/static/zscript/base.txt
index 13aa480a9..6d0e77795 100644
--- a/wadsrc/static/zscript/base.txt
+++ b/wadsrc/static/zscript/base.txt
@@ -5,6 +5,8 @@ class Object native
 	// These really should be global functions...
 	native static int G_SkillPropertyInt(int p);
 	native static double G_SkillPropertyFloat(int p);
+	native static vector3, int G_PickDeathmatchStart();
+	native static vector3, int G_PickPlayerStart(int pnum, int flags = 0);
 
 	/*virtual*/ native void Destroy();
 }
diff --git a/wadsrc/static/zscript/constants.txt b/wadsrc/static/zscript/constants.txt
index 70f8abed0..d87ad338a 100644
--- a/wadsrc/static/zscript/constants.txt
+++ b/wadsrc/static/zscript/constants.txt
@@ -982,3 +982,14 @@ enum EFindFloorCeiling
 	FFCF_RESTRICTEDPORTAL = 128,	// current values in the iterator's return are through a restricted portal type (i.e. some features are blocked.)
 	FFCF_NODROPOFF = 256,			// Caller does not need a dropoff (saves some time when checking portals)
 };
+
+enum ETeleport
+{
+	TELF_DESTFOG			= 1,
+	TELF_SOURCEFOG			= 2,
+	TELF_KEEPORIENTATION	= 4,
+	TELF_KEEPVELOCITY		= 8,
+	TELF_KEEPHEIGHT			= 16,
+	TELF_ROTATEBOOM			= 32,
+	TELF_ROTATEBOOMINVERSE	= 64,
+};
diff --git a/wadsrc/static/zscript/heretic/dsparil.txt b/wadsrc/static/zscript/heretic/dsparil.txt
index e2cfca558..54931b65e 100644
--- a/wadsrc/static/zscript/heretic/dsparil.txt
+++ b/wadsrc/static/zscript/heretic/dsparil.txt
@@ -345,7 +345,7 @@ class Sorcerer2 : Actor
 		{
 			return;
 		}
-		A_PlaySound (AttackSound, CHAN_BODY);
+		A_PlaySound (AttackSound, CHAN_BODY, 1, false, ATTN_NONE);
 		if (CheckMeleeRange())
 		{
 			int damage = random[Srcr2Atk](1, 8) * 20;
diff --git a/wadsrc/static/zscript/raven/artiegg.txt b/wadsrc/static/zscript/raven/artiegg.txt
index ef3c6e2be..f0287048e 100644
--- a/wadsrc/static/zscript/raven/artiegg.txt
+++ b/wadsrc/static/zscript/raven/artiegg.txt
@@ -47,11 +47,10 @@ class ArtiEgg : CustomInventory
 		EGGC ABCB 6;
 		Loop;
 	Use:
-		TNT1 A 0 A_FireCustomMissile("EggFX", -15, 0, 0, 0, 1);
-		TNT1 A 0 A_FireCustomMissile("EggFX", -7.5, 0, 0, 0, 1);
-		TNT1 A 0 A_FireCustomMissile("EggFX", 0, 0, 0, 0, 1);
-		TNT1 A 0 A_FireCustomMissile("EggFX", 7.5, 0, 0, 0, 1);
-		TNT1 A 0 A_FireCustomMissile("EggFX", 15, 0, 0, 0, 1);
+		TNT1 A 0
+		{
+			for (double i = -15; i <= 15; i += 7.5)	A_FireCustomMissile("EggFX", i, 0, 0, 0, 1);
+		}
 		Stop;
 	}
 }
@@ -103,11 +102,10 @@ class ArtiPork : CustomInventory
 		PORK ABCDEFGH 5;
 		Loop;
 	Use:
-		TNT1 A 0 A_FireCustomMissile("PorkFX", -15, 0, 0, 0, 1);
-		TNT1 A 0 A_FireCustomMissile("PorkFX", -7.5, 0, 0, 0, 1);
-		TNT1 A 0 A_FireCustomMissile("PorkFX", 0, 0, 0, 0, 1);
-		TNT1 A 0 A_FireCustomMissile("PorkFX", 7.5, 0, 0, 0, 1);
-		TNT1 A 0 A_FireCustomMissile("PorkFX", 15, 0, 0, 0, 1);
+		TNT1 A 0
+		{
+			for (double i = -15; i <= 15; i += 7.5)	A_FireCustomMissile("PorkFX", i, 0, 0, 0, 1);
+		}
 		Stop;
 	}
 }
diff --git a/wadsrc/static/zscript/raven/artitele.txt b/wadsrc/static/zscript/raven/artitele.txt
index 9f21bd733..3242db92e 100644
--- a/wadsrc/static/zscript/raven/artitele.txt
+++ b/wadsrc/static/zscript/raven/artitele.txt
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 
 // Teleport (self) ----------------------------------------------------------
 
-class ArtiTeleport : Inventory native
+class ArtiTeleport : Inventory
 {
 	Default
 	{
@@ -22,6 +22,38 @@ class ArtiTeleport : Inventory native
 		ATLP ABCB 4;
 		Loop;
 	}
+	
+	override bool Use (bool pickup)
+	{
+		Vector3 dest;
+		int destAngle;
+
+		if (deathmatch)
+		{
+			[dest, destAngle] = G_PickDeathmatchStart();
+		}
+		else
+		{
+			[dest, destAngle] = G_PickPlayerStart(Owner.PlayerNumber());
+		}
+		dest.Z = ONFLOORZ;
+		Owner.Teleport (dest, destAngle, TELF_SOURCEFOG | TELF_DESTFOG);
+		bool canlaugh = true;
+		Playerinfo p = Owner.player;
+		if (p && p.morphTics && (p.MorphStyle & MRF_UNDOBYCHAOSDEVICE))
+		{ // Teleporting away will undo any morph effects (pig)
+			if (!p.UndoPlayerMorph (p, MRF_UNDOBYCHAOSDEVICE) && (p.MorphStyle & MRF_FAILNOLAUGH))
+			{
+				canlaugh = false;
+			}
+		}
+		if (canlaugh)
+		{ // Full volume laugh
+			A_PlaySound ("*evillaugh", CHAN_VOICE, 1, false, ATTN_NONE);
+		}
+		return true;
+	}
+	
 }