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 The intent of this project is to provide a baseline Quake 3 which may be used
 for further development. Some of the major features currently implemented are:
 
@@ -192,18 +203,18 @@ URL to the mailing list. If you're too lazy for either method, then it would be
 better if you emailed your patches to zakk@icculus.org directly than not at
 all.
 
-The focus for ioq3 to develop a stable base suitable for further development,
-and provide players with the same Quake 3 experience they've had for years.
-As such ioq3 does not have any significant graphical enhancements and none are
-planned at this time. However, improved graphics and sound patches will be
-accepted as long as they are entirely optional, do not require new media and
-are off by default.
+The focus for ioquake3 to develop a stable base suitable for further 
+development, and provide players with the same Quake 3 experience they've 
+had for years.  As such ioq3 does not have any significant graphical
+enhancements and none are planned at this time. However, improved graphics
+and sound patches will be accepted as long as they are entirely optional,
+do not require new media and are off by default.
 
 
 --------------------------------------------- Building Official Installers -----
 
-We need help getting automated installers on all the platforms that icculus.org/
-quake3 supports. We don't neccesarily care about all the installers being
+We need help getting automated installers on all the platforms that ioquake3
+supports. We don't neccesarily care about all the installers being
 identical, but we have some general guidelines:
 
   * Please include the id patch pk3s in your installer, which are available